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I bought a dildo i don't even want your penis why would I want a fake one? it's for me. i use it. - Horny Harry - quickmeme
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I like to offer fresh sliced fruit to my best friend's girlfriend I watch her eat it knowing I rubbed it on my penis - Confession Bear - quickmeme
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